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Name: James Franco
Born: April 19, 1978 in Palo Alto, California
Eye Color: chocolate brown
Hair Color: dark brown (I do not know natural color, but he looks best with dark brown)
Height: 5’9 ½
Sign: Capricorn
Rank: #89

Some more eye candy for your pleasure. This actor/ director/ screen writer/ film producer/ artist, James Franco, comes in number 89. I recognize him as being the hottest guy in Spiderman.

This guy has really sexy. James Franco looks hot in every hair color. He changes his hair a lot and in my opinion he looks best as a dark brown hair. It is a great feature about him because if you like blondes, he can be a blond. If you, like me, like brunettes, he can be a brunette. He looks great all ways. Or maybe you want a blonde one month but the next month you want a brunette, you can keep the same hot guy! It is very convenient for you.

Okay I have to admit that I never got how being mysterious or looking mysterious was sexy or hot. But I can see it in James Franco. His eyes kind of make him look like you won’t ever know everything about him. Maybe it is because he kind of squints, and you can’t see his whole eye. It is kind of hot.

Name any body part on James Franco and it will be sexy. This guy can make a bunion look good. Everything about him is sexy. His lips, chocolate brown eyes, and of course, that very sexy body. Every where James Franco goes, he should be shirtless. It should be law that this man is never allowed to put another shirt on for as long as he lives.

And those are the reasons why James Franco makes number 89 on your 100 hot guys list. We keep getting closer and closer but we still have quite a ways to go, so buckle up and hold on to something because they only get hotter and hotter from here on out. I know I will enjoy it!

I never thought I would like a song or  even ever listen to a song Ozzy Osbourne. I could not believe “Dreamer” was sang by him. He was more of a rock metal artist and this song is a adorable ballad. It is weird to hear this man, who used to bite heads off of bats, sing about wanting serenity.

Now when I said I never thought I would ever listen to him, doesn’t mean I do not think Ozzy Osbourne is one of the best singers that ever lived. I do think he is one of the best that ever lived, but when I think about his normal music I do not think I would like him as much , if he didn’t make this song.

You know there are thousands, scratch that, millions of good songs. But there are just a few songs that are incomparable to any other song that exists. This is one of those songs. I do not know what else to say about it other than it is incomparable. I mean the lyrics, the music, and of course the singing are perfect. In every other song there is always something that could be better but not this song.

I think I have stressed to you how much I love this song but I guess I will try and explain what I mean. Lets start with the lyrics. The lyrics are some that you must sing with. You can’t listen just to listen. This song will pull you in like a dust bunny getting pull into a vacuum and before you know it, you are singing along with the OZ-man. Now the lyrics are simple but they can really mean a lot if you really listen.

The music is perfect, in my opinion. It is not the loudest or the most empowering but it just enough to get you into it. It is perfect with all the little parts that came to together to make the piece, including the guitar solo that makes it a little more edgy. I say all the little parts because it has the simple piano in the beginning then it slowly add the percussion and a soft rhythm guitar. At parts you can here a small violin that adds a bit of oomph. Now what is best about the music is that it does not distract you from Ozzy Osbourne, which brings me to the singing.

The singing is my favorite part of the song. I can’t really say anything about it, other than it is great, because I know nothing about singing. All I can say is that Ozzy Osbourne brought this song to the next level. I could not imagine anyone else doing it better.

“Dreamer” by Ozzy Osbourne is just a great, scratch that, incredible, spectacular song. One of those song that no matter how many times you listen to it, you will never get bored of listening to it.

 

 

Name: Kanye West
Born: June 8, 1977 in Atlanta, Georgia
Eye Color: dark brown
Hair Color: black
Height: 5’8 ½”
Sign: Gemini
Rank: #90

Kanye West coming in number 90 is not only a hottie but he is an awesome hip-hop/ rap artist. Kanye West is also known for producing and writing songs.

I first heard of Kanye West in 2005 when he came out with the song “Gold Digger” but it wasn’t until his album Graduation came out, that I actually fell in love with his music. My favorite song by him is “Stronger” because it fun to listen to. I keep saying songs need to be fun to listen to and this song and the X factor. In fact it is not only one of my favorite songs by him but it is one of my favorite songs, period.

This man is also very sexy. I mean I do not even need to say anything. You can look at him yourself and see how hot he is. But I guess I could say a few words just because I like talking about hot guys. He is muscular! He is another one of those guys that fills out a shirt really well with all those muscles. I mean does he have a license for those guns. He is in the gun show and I have tickets. HA-HA.

Kanye West is tall, dark, and handsome. He is almost flawless. The only thing I want to see is him smile more. In a lot of pictures he looks so angry. But, oh well, it works for him. But when he does smile he has a sweet smile. Not the best on the list but it is still a great one.

And those are the reasons why the wonderful Kanye West is on our hot guys list. Not that you needed reasons, you just need eyes to see him and you will understand. But since he is so hot and so high up, there must be some major hotties to come.

 

Name: Jonathan Rhys Meyers
Born: July 27, 1977 in Dublin, Ireland
Eye Color: shiny blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5’9”
Sign: Leo
Rank: #91

Jonathan Rhys Meyers is our number 91 hottest guy on the list. Jonathan Rhys Meyers is an Irish film actor and does some TV shows.

I recognize him from the movie, August rush. I loved this movie and I loved him in it. But other than that I do not know anything else he was in, probably because he does Irish films. Maybe they don’t show them all here in the United States.

Okay on the reasons why Jonathan Rhys Meyers is hot.. Okay number one, have you seen him? He has a hot body! Obviously because he has also modeled for Club Monaco, Versace, and Hugo Boss. I guess he could be a little buffer but if he was than he would be perfect and nobody is perfect… except the top five hottest guys. You will find out who they are soon enough.

He has a sweet smile. He also has a contagious smile. When you look at his smile you can’t help but to smile with him. It is so sweet. It is big and white. White is the number one most important factor in having a great smile. The second most important factor is straight teeth which Jonathan Rhys Meyers has. And the third most important factor to having a great smile is actually smiling. Being happy and having fun makes you smile and that is a big factor of being sexy.

Up at the top I said Jonathan Rhys Meyers has shiny blue eyes. I didn’t say just blue because they are truly SHINY blue. Which is better than just blue. I mean his eyes are gorgeous. When I first saw him I was trapped inside his eyes just in wonder on how beautiful they are. I was in a daze that I wanted to stay in forever. Well you get my point. This man has amazing shiny blue eyes.

So we finally have our first ten on our way down the hottest guys list. But luckily we still have 90 hotties to go. I wonder who they could be?

Gwen Stefani is too awesome for words. I have been impressed with her music for as long as she has been making it. I have been a fan since she was with No Doubt all the way to her most recent solo album “The Sweet Escape”.

When I am a fan of a band or a artist for a long time I like to look at their over all songs and performances by them. When I think of Gwen Stefani, I can see how her music has truly changed with her. A artist needs to transcend as they get older and older but at the same time bringing something that the public will like to the table. I absolutely think Gwen Stefani has done that.

My favorite song by Gwen Stefani is “Cool” on her first solo album called Love. Angel. Music. Baby. I think this song has an adorable idea because it is about an old couple that are still friends and she is happy that they are “cool”. It is really hard to be friends with someone that you dated so I like how she sings about something people can relate too.

Love. Angel. Music. Baby. Had many good songs that I still listen to all the time. It was her getting out as a solo artist c.d. and she did great on it. I would say almost all the songs on it are really good.

The one song I don’t like on that album is “Bubble Pop Electric”. That song is not the worst song I have ever heard but it isn’t a good song. It is not a boring song but it doesn’t really mean anything and it isn’t fun to listen too. But other than this song I think it is a great c.d.   EarlyWinter

Gwen Stefani’s latest c.d. The Sweet Escape is just as good as the first one. My favorite song on this album is “Early Winter”. I can listen to this song for hours without getting bored.  This is the best sang and best written song on the c.d.

One of the songs I don’t like of it is “Orange County Girl”. That song is lame and all over the place. “La la la la” is stupid to add to a song. Just kind of boring in my opinion. But this c.d. is still a good one.   Early Winter

So over all I think Gwen Stefani has a bunch of talent and she shows it in most of her songs. She advances and learns from her older songs. Gwen Stefani is awesome. I recommend her to people who like good music. : )

Name: Jason Lee
Born: April 25, 1970 in Orange County, California
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6’1 1/2
Sign: Taurus
Rank: # 92

It’s the one, the only, Jason Lee coming in number 92 on our 100 hottest guys list. This man is almost 40 and still excellent looking.

Jason Lee is an actor and a former professional skateboarder. I never knew him as a skateboarder but I do know him as an actor. I loved him in the movie Heartbreakers with Jennifer Love Hewitt and Sigourney Weaver. He was a sweetheart in that movie. He also did a great job in Alvin and The Chipmunks which made me laugh several times.

Jason Lee comes in number 92 because he is a big time cutie. He has the greatest smile when he shaves that hairy beard. His smile is always big and looks truly happy and sincere. It doesn’t look like he is just smiling for a camera.

Now that I know he was a professional skateboarder makes him even hotter. I love guys who are athletic because they like to go out and have fun instead of just watch TV or go to dinner.

Here comes the tallest factor again. Jason Lee is tall so that makes him hotter than if he were short. Tall guys are just more sexy than short ones. Well actually they don’t have to be tall, they just need to be taller than me. And Jason Lee is almost seven inches taller than me. That is plenty tall.

Plus the guy is a good actor and he picks fun roles to be in. If he makes me laugh in a movie then of course he hotter than someone who is boring with no sense of humor. Personality has a lot to do with hotties. I would put someone with a personality higher then someone without one even if they were really hot. So it is a great thing this man has a fun bubbly personality.

Those are the reason’s Jason Lee comes in number 92. Not the highest spot but he is definitely hot and deserves to be my number 92 spot. And once again there are more hot guys to come. Hotter guys to come.

“Disturbia” by Rihanna is the best song I have heard her sing in a long time. I was getting sick of Rihanna because all of her songs started to sound alike after “Umbrella” did so good on the charts and in her bank account.

This song is very interesting. I like how unique it is, not like anything I have heard before. Although she may have had influence from former boyfriend Shia Leboufe’s movie, also called Disturbia. Could she still have feeling for him? Nah, she has another hottie on her arm, Chris Brown.

She actually sounds good in this song. In some of her previous songs, I thought she sounded like, well, awful. And some songs she hardly sings like “Shut up And Drive” and although I like “Take A Bow” she hardly sings in it. Plus I was so sick of her repeating a word over and over. In “Umbrella” she repeated “ella ella ella eh eh eh” in “Shut Up And Drive” she repeated “Drive, ive ive ive.” and in “Don’t Stop The Music” she repeated “Music, music music music”. But in “Disturbia” she quit that crap so she actually has a decent song.

The music video is very creepy. The freakiest music video I have ever seen. She does an excellent job playing crazy. I mean all the creepy things you can think of, expect them in this video. Don’t like spiders? Rihanna has a spider web on her face and spiders on her body. Thinking she can just brush them off and run away? Think again. In her “Disturbia” world Rihanna’s arms and legs are stuck in the wall and floor. But that is not all.. Rihanna has white eyes. Her whole eye is white as she tries to escape from a cage which adds to the creepiness.

Overall I think this is a great song. So now I know Rihanna is capable of making a good song, but she doesn’t very often in my opinion. I do recommend the song to everyone of all ages but I do not recommend the music video to people who get scared easily.

I am not that much into country but I actually do like country singing, Taylor Swift. Her music seems to have more then just country in it, it also sounds kind of like pop music to me. I also like how I can recognize her on the radio. Usually when I here many country artist, I can’t tell the difference between their voices. They all sound alike to me, especially male country singers. They all sound alike and dress alike, jeans, cowboy hat and boots.

My favorite song sang by Taylor Swift is “Picture To Burn” because has such a cute idea. It is about Taylor Swift discovering her boyfriend is cheating on her so she is just saying it didn’t mean anything to her and he is just another “Picture To Burn” and saying stuff like

The music video of “Picture To Burn” is also another cute idea. She finds her boyfriend cheating and decides to get her friends and tear up him home. They toilet paper his house, like his silverware, and my personal favorite they backwash in his mouthwash. Kinda gross but also the perfect revenge for a cheating boyfriend.

My second favorite by Taylor Swift is “Our Song”. This song is also very cute because she is in love and wants a song to share with her love. Then she sings that she prays for God to play there song again. It is just very cute with lots of good singing.

“Our Song” also has a good music video. She is all giggly and constantly smiling. Taylor Swift did a good job of playing a cute girlfriend that is excited about her first love. If she wasn’t as good as she was then I don’t think the music video could have been better.

And the last song that I love by her is “Teardrops On My Guitar”. This is the first song that I heard by her and once again this is a very cute song. This is a song to listen to when you are upset about someone you like that likes someone else. She has the perfect lyrics like “I fake a smile, so he won’t see”. Everyone has faked a smile to convince others that they are fine. So people can relate to this song.

The music video of  “Teardrops On My Guitar” is better than “Our Song” because it has other people and shows us exactly what is going on. They show the guy she is crushing on, hit on another girl. And they also show her always looking at him and crying on her guitar which goes with the title. I just like that you can see what is happening and you can be upset along with Taylor Swift.

These are not all of the songs I like by Taylor Swift but they are my top three. She is an amazing artist and has a lot of talent. You will definitely see more about Taylor Swift in the future. She is the best country singer by far.

Name: Matthew Lillard
Born: January 24, 1970 in Lansing, Michigan.
Eye Color: blue green
Hair Color: light brown
Height: 6’ 3”
Sign: Aquarius
Rank: # 93

Oohhh.. What to say about the sexy Matthew Lillard who is coming in at number 93 besides he is fine. Matthew Lillard is an American actor that has been in many great movies.

I loved this man in a couple of movies. My favorite is Without A Paddle, also starring Seth Green and Dax Shepard. This movie made me laugh out loud so many times my stomach started to hurt. I think that when actors pick a funny part then it shows on their personality. So since he chose a funny part, he is probably really funny. I also like him in Scooby Doo, as Shaggy. I think that movie was just silly and I thought it was cute that a grown man can get into such a silly food obsessed character.

Not only is this man is funny but he is also, like I said earlier, sexy. He is two out of three, tall and handsome. But not dark. He can tall, I guess, but he looks fine the way he is. He also has a great smile. He is another one of those people that when they smile, you can’t help but smile with him. I like to call it a contagious smile. I love contagious smiles, there is nothing wrong about smiling. In fact it is great to smile.

Matthew Lillard is funny, great looking, and just plain fun, so I don’t know what else I need to put him on the hottest guys list. He is most definitely one of the hottest guys in the acting business. 

Now we have the top eight. But once again we come across the question of who is next? That is what matters. Who is the top ten? Who is in the top five? Who is the number one hottest man on the planet? I guess we will see.