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Alessandra Ambrosio
Written by Ace   
Monday, 10 November 2008
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Alessandra Corine Ambrosio

April 11, 1981

 

Brazilian born Alessandra Ambrosio is the latest model turned actress with recent performances on “how I met your mother” and “entourage”.  The difference between her and others is that with more exposure she could have one of the largest followings ever.  Why you ask; well because she is hott.  She is probably one of the hottest discoveries of the new century.  Just take a look and all of the hot pics below and you will see for yourself why she will soon become a fan favorite worldwide.

 

Alessandra is a Victoria’s secret model and we all know that they only take the cream of the crop.  I have to say that it doesn’t get any creamier than her sexy little booty.  What is it about Brazilian babes?  Are they really that much better looking than the rest of the world?  I have to say from my vantage point, every single one I have seen is a fox, so the answer must be yes.  Big juicy butts and brown skin gets me every time.  Although Alessandra isn’t as dark as I would like she is still one of the hottest women in the world.  Go ahead and judge for yourself.

 

 

 

 

 

Last Updated ( Saturday, 15 November 2008 )
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Teenage Love Affair - Alicia Keys
Written by Tayler   
Sunday, 09 November 2008
alicia_keys.jpgAlicia Keys is an amazing singer, she amazes me in her song “Teenage Love Affair”. I try to sing to this song, but I can’t even reach such high notes. I sound like a squawking scare crow with rhythm. It amazes me how she does it!

But her voice is not the only thing that sounds great in the song. The music is also cool. Of course her voice over powers it because the music is very subtle. You almost don’t need the music because her voice is so strong. You have to pay great attention to notice how many instruments are going on in the background.

I am sure teenagers love this song because the lyrics match exactly what they do when they are having a “Teenage Love Affair”. I bet this song makes them laugh about how silly they are when they like someone. I love how Alicia says “It is a matter of extreme importance”, Like it is the most important thing on Earth. Because to some teenagers, their boyfriend/ girlfriend is the most important thing in their life right at that moment. But just like in the song title, it is just an affair.

The music video is just another music video. Not good but not bad. Alicia Keys plays a teenager in love and of course they are acting like teenagers. Passing notes, talking on the phone about nothing, and meeting in the same place everyday. It is cute, in a way, but it is tired.

Over all, this is a pretty good song, luckily, you don‘t have to watch the music video to listen to the song. I enjoy listening to it and every time I do, Alicia Keys still amazes me with her dominant vocals. Good song, I definitely recommend it to add to your play list, if you haven’t all ready.
 

Last Updated ( Sunday, 05 April 2009 )
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Megan Fox
Written by Ace   
Wednesday, 05 November 2008

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Megan Denise Fox
May 16, 1986
Rockwood, Tennessee  

 

Hott girl number 4 is one who is fast becoming a favorite of men across the globe after her appearance in the blockbuster movie Transformers.  Megan Fox was picked because of her appeal to men everywhere, but I have to admit that she is not even close to being a favorite of mine.  Megan has a pock marked face and pours enough oil out of her skin to lube a Mack truck.  It is hard to get past that fabulous body of hers when you look at her skin and think about her face leaving a grease stain on your shirt just from giving her a hug.  If you took a squeegee and ran it across her forehead you could keep McDonalds in business for a week, no make that KFC there is way too much oil for just a fry machine.

 

That being said, if you can get past the skin she has a rocking hard body and it is impossible to deny how attractive that alone makes her.  The body alone isn’t enough for me, but apparently there are those of you out there who are so shallow that you would like this girl just because of it.  Jeez I am just kidding, I would allow her the honor of being one of the lesser girls in my vast harem just because of her gorgeous body.  I am positive that you all will love the collection of really hot pics I have put together of her just don’t get too close to the screen, you might get a grease stain.

Last Updated ( Saturday, 15 November 2008 )
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Fall For You - Secondhand Serenade
Written by Tayler   
Monday, 03 November 2008
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“Fall For You” by Secondhand Serenade is just an adorable song. It is also pretty popular, coming in number 8 on the Pop 100, and number 21 on Billboard’s top 100, not bad. It is romantic but it also has a little bit of rock/ alternative in there. It is a simple song but has a lot of meaning.

My family has been really annoyed with me lately because I have been singing this song for the last two weeks, nonstop. I love the lyrics. The best one is in the very beginning, “The best thing about tonight is that we’re not fighting.” I love how the lead vocalist and guitarist, John Vesely, sings it. It almost sounds effortless and meaningful.

With the soft piano playing through out the whole song just makes it like a melody that you can fall asleep  to. But then there is a part where John Vesely’s voice hits the lyrics to suddenly make it into a alternative song. It is amazing how just the pitch of his voice changes the whole song. And he has an extremely high pitched voice, it is hard for me to sing along because even I can’t reach those high notes.

The music video is sort of lame. It doesn’t match the song, whatsoever, besides just a girl and guy in love but fighting. Clichéd.  And it looks like a couple of students made it for there tech. class, instead of a professional camera crew. And why is it in black and white? Is that supposed to make it more romantic?

Well over all, I love this song. I bought it right away. And I definitely, most positively, recommend it to you. Just watch the music video, well, just listen to the music video. It is a really good song. 

Last Updated ( Sunday, 05 April 2009 )
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Hot Guys #80 Adam Sandler
Written by Tayler   
Sunday, 02 November 2008
adam-sandler_hot.jpgName: Adam Richard Sandler
Born: September 9, 1966 in Brooklyn, New York
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5’10
Sign: Virgo
Rank: #80

Adam Sandler is… he is… there is not just one word to describe Adam Sandler. Even his job title involves more than one word: comedian, actor, musician, screenwriter, and film producer. He has time to do all that and still be a family man for his wife, Jacqueline Samantha Titone, and his daughter Sadie Madison Sandler.

For years I have dreamed of marrying Adam Sandler. He has all the qualities that I am searching for in a man. Every time I see him, he brings a smile on my face. Not only is he a huge A-list celebrity but he is also completely normal. You don’t hear too much about him in the tabloids and he isn’t out there for the world to see.
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He is one of my favorite actors and one of the funniest people ever. He obviously shows that in his movies like,  “I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry” or “Happy Gilmore”. But he has proven that he can be more than just the funny one. He made me cry with his father figure in his movie Spanglish. It just proved what a sweet man he really is.

I love to see guys always smile. And Adam Sandler always has a smile on his face. It just shows that he is a happy person and probably has a lot of laughter in his life. Plus I know I say this about every guy on the list but he has a super cute smile. It is wide and he has sweet little dimples. You can not tell me that you don’t like his dimples? So cute.

Adam Sandler is so awesome and hot! He is the perfect man, but of course he is taken. But those are the reasons why the one and only Adam Sandler made the list at #80. He should be higher on the list but he is taken so that is why I placed him at #80. We still got 79 more to go on the hot guys list.
Last Updated ( Friday, 10 April 2009 )
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Hot Guys #81 Dermot Mulroney
Written by Tayler   
Saturday, 01 November 2008

 

 

dermot-mulroney.jpgName: Dermot Mulroney
Born: October 31, 1963 in Alexandria, Virginia.
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: pepper brown
Height: 5’9” ½
Sign: Scorpio
Rank: #81

This Halloween baby, Dermot Mulroney, is number 81 on our hottest guys list. This man is also one of the older one’s on the list. But like George Clooney, Dermot Mulroney, looks hot with his pepper colored hair. Plus 45 is not that old… He has still got it!

But it is not just his pepper colored hair that makes the girls hoot and holler, it is a number of things. My favorite is his voice. He has the sexiest talking voice ever. It just sends chills up my spine. Surprisingly, Dermot Mulroney is in a band. He is not the singer but he plays tdermot_mulroney_shirtless.jpghe cello and mandolin in a band called, The Cranky George Trio. Plus just being in a band is pretty cool.

Once again it is not just his hair, or voice, I am also fascinated by his smile. It is a subtle grin that just makes you blush. Every time I saw this guy smile in “My Best friend’s Wedding” I got butterflies and rosy cheeks. It is just so secure and kind. Like you can just trust him. Like if you meet him for the first time, you would feel fine when giving him your bank account information. Not just because he is rich and doesn’t need your money, but because he looks trustworthy.

Dermot Mulroney’s eyes are also just the sweetest brown. They aren’t dark but a medium milk chocolate. You can get lost in those eyes. But of course you wouldn’t be in anywhere less then heaven. Maybe that is it? Dermot Mulroney is an angel! He has come down from heaven to provide us with his sexy looks and wonderful acting skills.

So there you have it, the one and only Dermot Mulroney as our number 81. We just got to keep moving on to hotter and sexier men. Dermot is good, but he isn’t the best. Anxious? Me too!

 

Last Updated ( Friday, 10 April 2009 )
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Katherine Heigl
Written by Ace   
Tuesday, 28 October 2008
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Katherine Marie Heigl (born November 24, 1978)

 

Next up for the hott girls list is the one any only Katherine Heigl.  Katherine is another just like the last 2 that is a little bit Jekyll and Hyde.  One day I think she is one of the hottest girls on the planet and the next time I see her she is completely plain Jane.  Lighting and makeup is all I have to say about that.  Hollywood has the ability to make the some really weird looking chicks look really great.  I don’t think it is all a masquerade with Katherine though, I think she has a lot of natural beauty.

 

With her it is mostly about the body, and wow what a body.  I know there isn’t a guy on earth that doesn’t think she has everything it would take to keep a guy happy.  ß Code for she is smokin hot.  I have quite a few pictures of her for this post so you might want to scroll slowly to avoid heart complications.  Yes, she is so hott the pictures might make your heart skip a beat, so take it easy and know that you have been warned.

 

If you haven’t had the opportunity to check her out in the movie “Knocked up” I suggest you run out to your local blockbuster today and rent it.  You will not be disappointed.  She is not only looking great in the movie but she has a great role that will make you a fan of hers for years to come.  Yes she is really 30 years old but let me tell you something that is the absolute truth.  30 is just the beginning for women, they aren’t really worth a darn before then so it is fitting that she takes her place on the list with the other 2 youngsters.  In fact I am sure that she won’t even be close to the oldest hotty to make the list.  Enjoy these hot pics and check back for more real soon.

Last Updated ( Saturday, 15 November 2008 )
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Hayley Williams from Paramore
Written by Ace   
Monday, 27 October 2008
hayley_williams.jpg Hayley Nichole Williams (born December 27, 1988) Hayley’s voice is enough for us to love Paramore but add in her total hotness and that is a winning combination for any band. I guess my criteria for putting together any band would go a little something like this. Get a really hot chick as the lead singer and if she is hot enough it doesn’t really matter if she can sing at all. But that is not the case with Hayley, she has a great voice and sings like an emo angel. Okay they are really an alternative band but I know that Hayley has to be an emo boy’s dream girl.
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How do I know she is hott? And I do mean hott with the double t. Well because who else in the world could dye their hair orange and yellow and still look cute as hell. I am going to venture out on a limb and say there is no other girl in the world capable of pulling off what she does. The only person I can think of that has the same hair color is Carrot Top and well I will just put up pics of both of them and you can decide. I do want to make it clear that I am not comparing her to him in any way other than hair color which she makes look good and, yes he’s a freak.
 
A couple of really cool songs by Paramore include crush crush crush and emergency. Have a look at these videos and try to deny the total hotness of Hayley. Not possible because it is totally undeniable. Don’t forget to check out the full set of hot pics that I put up at the end of this post too. Either click on the title or the picture at the top left to see all of them. I will be adding more of her photos to the forum in the very near future also.
 
 
 
 
 

Last Updated ( Saturday, 15 November 2008 )
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Jordin Sparks
Written by Ace   
Wednesday, 22 October 2008
jordin-sparks.jpg Jordin Brianna Sparks

Father: Phillipi Sparks
Mother: Jodi Wideman
Instruments: Vocals, Guitar,
Born: December 22 1989 in Pheonix Arizona

 

Jordin hit big time fame when she won American Idol at the tender age of 17.  Since then Jordin has not only grown musically but also into a seriously hott girl.  But then I have to admit that I like fat girls the best anyway.  Girls with curves have a big advantage on those skinny little actresses and singers.  Okay it is probably a disadvantage when it comes to getting jobs in Hollywood, but those idiots have know idea what the real world likes to see anyway.

I will also admit that I am not a big fan of American Idol but listening to some of Jordin’s performances from the show makes you realize what a truly talented girl she is.  It is also nice to see that if you have talent like she does you can stand out from the crowd and be recognized for those talents.  After the show is when she really started to shine though.  A couple of her songs from the album tattoo are simply incredible.  The title song tattoo has to be one of my favorites and the duet she did with Chris Brown called “no air” is always a crowd pleaser.  By far her best performance was at the super bowl when she did the national anthem, it was almost as good as Whitney Houston who did the best rendition ever.

I didn’t really come here to talk about her talents and singing though, I got this gig so I could write about hott girls and I figured Jordin was a great place to start.  All it takes is one look at her beautiful face and you will be hooked too.  The rest of the package makes her one of the hottest girls in the world.  So I have put together a bunch of pictures of her sexy body for all of us to enjoy.

I would like to thank Tayler for allowing me the opportunity to put together this list of some of the sexiest women that will ever be featured on a website anywhere in the world.  I would also like to let all of you know that she also set us up a place in her forum to talk about hot chicks and post pictures of all of our favorites.  I hope to see you there.  And please let me know who else you would like to see featured on this site, I will do my best to get some hot pics of your favorites too.


Last Updated ( Saturday, 15 November 2008 )
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Swing - Savage
Written by Tayler   
Saturday, 18 October 2008
savage.jpeg“Swing” by Savage is the best new hip-hop song out. This is the first song I have heard by Savage, but I really like the sound of their scratchy, husky voices. It encourages me to go check out more of their songs and I definitely will.

The real reason why this song is cake, is because of the beat. I like the steady but subtle hit of the bass drum just going on in the back. If you can’t dance you can at least snap your fingers, along with the song. The lyrics are fun to sing to. Some people say rap and hip-hop are the same thing, but this song proves that they aren’t. Every lyric in the song has rhythm and tone. It is not just words that rhyme. This is another one of those songs that you can’t help but to sing and dance to.

The music video isn’t too special. Savage is throwing a party and they are watching girls “Swing” their hips. I have a feeling that it will become a new dance just like Soulja Boy’s “Crank That”. It not a very unique dance but I can see that when this song comes over the radio, people are going to “Swing” their hips.

Over all, despite the clichéd music video, I really enjoy this song. Like I said about it before, it is the best new hip-hop song. If you like hip-hop then you will love this song. This is one song that should swing onto your play list. Pun intended.

Last Updated ( Friday, 10 April 2009 )
 
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