Name: Michael Jordan
Born: February 17, 1963 in Brooklyn, New York
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Bald
Height: 6’6”
Sign: Aquarius
Rank: #98
Michael Jordan is number 98. If you don’t know who Michael Jordan is, then I will cry. He used to be the best basketball player in the whole world. (he played on the Chicago Bulls from 1984-1993 and then started playing again in 1995-1998. Then Michael Jordan played for the Washington Wizards in 2001-2003) Oh yeah! He is too cool not to be on “the list”. Ha-ha.
I could not resist putting him on “the list.” Some of you may be thinking this man is a freakin’ giant! But I am going to explain. You see, when I was little, I had the biggest crush on Bugs Bunny. Yes, Bugs Bunny. And when my parents told me I couldn’t have a crush on Bugs Bunny because he wasn’t real, I went to the closest thing to Bugs Bunny (that was real) that I could think of. And since Michael Jordan was in the movie Space Jam with Bugs Bunny, I chose Michael Jordan.
Don’t get me wrong. He is not only on the list because I had a crush on him when I was younger. He is also very handsome. I think it is hot that he is so athletic. He plays basketball, golf, and baseball. Plus he is such a man that he can do a movie with Loony Tunes. That is still as cool to me as it was back when I watched Space Jam everyday. I mean some men would be like heck no I am not doing a movie with Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck but Michael Jordan is not afraid to do a movie for children.
This man is hot because he is so dang tall! I like tall men. Plus he is an Aquarius and I am an Aquarius. Too bad he is so old. I mean he is 45 right now. He is still handsome thankfully but I wish I knew him when he was still in his prime years. You know what I mean?
Well those are the reasons why the wonderful talented Michael Jordan comes in number 98! But we still have 97 to go, who are they going to be?
