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   “Touch My Body” by Mariah Carey is the WORST song I have heard by Mariah Carey.. no scratch that… it is the worst song ever. She is singing all seductively but than just so he knows who is boss she sings “I will hunt you down”. Jeez… what a charming woman. I can’t understand her most of the time she is singing. I literally had to look up the lyrics so I could understand what she was singing. I mean she has an awesome voice but this was just wrong. The lyrics, her singing it, just all of it was wrong. I think it is really annoying and her trying too hard to be sexy. It’s just not. I hate to be so mean, but she is an amazing singer and she wasted her talent on this song. Many people like this song, it was the number one spot on itunes. And it is new so they play it all the dang time on the radio. Not only is it on the radio but it is all over YouTube even thought she sings “I best not catch this flick on YouTube”. Ha-ha.

    The music video is a nerd that comes to fix Mariah’s computer. And as soon as he gets there (she answers the door in her underwear) she  tells him to hurry and calls him a nerd. That is just part of her charm. Then the nerd has this fantasy about Mariah Carey singing “Touch My Body” and them having the love affair. They even are walking a unicorn and rolling on the floor. He is still a nerd in his fantasy, I mean why didn’t he make himself buff or good looking or something. People who date and then marry people like Nick Cannon (babe) don’t date or have an affair with nerds like this guy. But of course he is dreaming it and it snaps back into reality. It is funny but it doesn’t make up for the awful song.  Hopefully, the rest of the songs on E=MC2 (the name of her latest album) are better than this one. I really don’t see how they can be much worst. I just don’t see how you can go to really great like “We Belong Together” and “Shake It Off” to “Touch My Body”. Oh well I guess she can have one bad song.