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Hannah Montana/ Miley Cyrus is possibly the most famous person on Earth right now. I do not care who you are, I know you have heard of her. You do not have to be nine years old to know her name. Everyone from six months old to 104 know her name, know her face, and know how unbelievably famous she is. She has the very popular TV series, Hannah Montana, for the kids and she has those wonderful picture scandals for the tabloids and everyone who can read.

I personally enjoy Hannah Montana / Miley Cyrus’ music. And I am not just saying that because I don’t want to anger a billion desperately dedicated fans. I think she has a powerful for only being fifteen, nearly sixteen.

Not only can she sing but she also has some really good songs. I know her dad writes them but some just have really cute and powerful meanings and others just make you dance and sing along. They are good for every kind of person. A country person or a rock person. It doesn’t matter!

My favorite song by this young pop star is “Nobody’s Perfect”. This is one of the first songs I heard by Hannah Montana. I listened to it everyday and it made me laugh and made me smile so why wouldn’t I listen to it everyday? It is very inspirational and fun.

 

My favorite song that she performs as Miley Cyrus is “See You Again”. This is a little bit more mature song than “Nobody’s Perfect” but it is just as good. I think everybody should like this song even if Disney Channel stars are not their music style. She sounds like so much more than a Disney Channel star.

Her best ballad song is called “One In A Million”. Every time I hear this song, it sends chills up my back. Her voice is very powerful. This songs makes you think about what you have in life. One of the best lyrics, I have ever heard is “They say that good things take time, but really great things happen in a blink of an eye”. Good lyrics and good singing.

 

Over all Hannah Montana/  Miley Cyrus is a great “artist”. She is no longer just a child with a decent voice and a famous dad, Billy Ray Cyrus. She has more talent than her dad and she does a great job of showing it.

Name: Jensen Ackles
Born: March 1, 1978 in Dallas, Texas.
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: light brown
Height: 6’1”
Sign: Pisces
Rank: # 83

Jensen Ackles, number 83 on our list, is the ultimate bad boy, with baby blues and a lopsided grin; fights demons. Oh wait, that’s Dean Winchester, the character he plays on Supernatural.  I’m sure in real life Ackles has his hands full fighting off fans, after all, he was just voted the sexiest Sci Fi star by TV Guide readers. 

“By far the sexiest man on the planet. His lips are the most perfect lips I’ve seen, and then there’s that body — long, lean and perfectly muscled. He’s not the sexiest sci-fi star, he’s the sexiest man alive.” - a reader

Ackles is a country boy at heart, born in Dallas Texas, though he has lives on location in Vancouver for filming a number of television series; Dark Angel, Dawsons’ Creek, Smallville and most recently Supernatural.  It should be noted that Vancouver’s weather is chilly and rainy.  This is probably why there aren’t more topless photos available. I’m prepared to start a petition asking producers to relocate to Malibu, so Jensen can frolic in the ocean alongside Matthew McConaughey. 

The paparazzi will have their hands full with these two hunks.  Until then, Ackles manages to keep a pretty low profile – a guess the stalkarzazzi aren’t interested in freezing off their bits and pieces crouching in a soggy bush to snag a photo. It was rumored he dated Leeann Rymes and Jessica Simpson (I know - who hasn’t?) but lately he’s the arm candy of Daneel Harris.  He was quoted in the French Magazine Salut:  "It's just that I'm very shy with girls, I'm incapable of "flirting". When I find a girl I like, I don't know how to approach her."

When he’s not busy kicking butt,  he’s riding horses (natch), snowboarding or surfing (photos!  I want photos!)  He sings and plays guitar;  likes baseball, video games and milk shakes.  Basically, he’s the perfect man – unless you’re a demon, then you better run like hell.

That is why Jensen Ackles came in number 83. But he is not what really matters anymore, what’s important is number 82, then 81, then before we know it top twenty! We will get there soon enough, you just relax and enjoy the ride.

First, I would like to thank Tayler for allowing me to do a guest post on this really cool website.  I see that you just did a kid rock video also but I thought I would share a few of my favorites with you also.  I believe that Kid Rock has gotten a bad reputation because of his personal life and his antics so most people don’t bother to give his music a chance.  When or if they do give him a chance they always find that he has one of the smoothest voices in music today and despite his style of music he is one of the truly greatest singers of our time.

The song “only god knows why” is one of those few songs of his where you get the chance to appreciate his voice.  If you have never heard it or any of Kid Rock’s music then this would be a great song for you to start with.  Of course “all summer long” is another good choice as you have already pointed out.

A few more of my favorite Kid Rock songs are “Midnight Train To Memphis”, “Cocky”, and “Cowboy”.  Midnight Train To Memphis is one of those songs that a country music fan could easily learn to love because of the way it starts.  The ending is all Kid Rock’s special form of white boy rap, but given the chance this is one of his best songs.

 

Midnight Train To Memphis

Download Youtube Video Midnight Train To Memphis 
Only God Knows Why

Download Youtube Video Only God Knows Why 

Cocky

Download Youtube Video Cocky 
Cowboy

Download Youtube Video Cowboy  

What do you do when you have two different artists, two different lyrics, but you have the exact same music? How are you supposed to judge which one is better? Well it is how the artist used the music, which one has better lyrics has a better tone and is just more enjoyable to listen to.

We have two unique and completely different artists, one is Warren Zevon, who probably made one decent song in his life time and we have Kid Rock who makes wicked awesome songs every time he enters the studio. Can’t you already tell who has the better song?

Lets start with the older and original cool music, “Werewolves of London” by Warren Zevon. This song came out in 1981 so it is kind of, well, dated… I think this song is very catchy! But unfortunately it is not something you want to be singing all day long. Warren Zevon does an okay job singing and the music is awesome, but the idea is just stupid. There is no point in listening to this song. The music is the only thing that has value in the song. Download this Video Werewolves of London

“All Summer Long” by Kid Rock is the most recent of the two, coming out in 2008. This song has a sweet feeling, kind of to old memories. Kid Rock shined in this song because he kept his Michigan boy in it but he also added some rock for the perfect mixture. He kept it simple and something people will enjoy. I love this song and I haven’t stopped listening to it since the first time I heard it. Download This Video All Summer Long

I tend to go with the original song and whomever sang it first because usually it is better, but this time I have got to say Kid Rock worked this music about a hundred times better. I am glad he did a different song but with the same music because it is hard to tell how great the music is when it is being covered up by stupid lyrics.

This is just my opinion. Kid Rock is just naturally better then Warren Zevon. Please comment on what you think about these two artists. Is “Werewolves of London” better then “All Summer Long”?

Name: Brendon Urie
Born: April 12, 1987 in Las Vegas, Nevada.
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5’ 8½”
Sign: Aries
Rank: #84

Every band needs at least one hot guy in it. For Panic! At The Disco, Brendon Urie is the hot guy. Usually the hot one is the lead singer because the background singers or the guitarists don’t get noticed. And in this case Brendon Urie is the lead singer in Panic! At The Disco.

Of course I like that he the biggest part in my favorite band! That’s right! Panic! At The Disco is my favorite band! They totally rock my flip flops! And I don’t just like them because of Brendon Urie. They are a really cool alternative bad. Plus he has a unique but manly voice so I can’t complain.

I really like Brendon Urie’s style. It is alternative but also kind of formal. So I know he dresses the way he wants and the way that expresses him best but he can also work a suit and tie for formal occasions. I think that is the perfect way to dress.

I tend to change my mind a lot in guys bodies. I love guys to be strong but I also like them to be skinny. If they are too big from their muscles then it is a major turn off. But if the guy is just skin and bones then how are us girls supposed to be swept away. So with Brendon Urie’s body, I think he has exactly what I want! Some muscle but also fit.

Any guy can have good style and a hot body but not all of them can have super fun personalities! After seeing almost all of this band’s music videos, I would say they all have cool personalities. I mean in there music video for “Nine In The Afternoon” Brendon Urie was vacuuming a bed! That is classic and weird. Any guy who can be weird for millions of people to see, is all right with me.

So there is another hot guy added to our list of 100 hot guys. It just keeps getting better and better, doesn’t it? Just wait till we hit the top twenty, those guys are too sexy for their shirts, too sexy for their shirts! We will be there before you, or me, knows it. Then I will be sad because I won’t have an excuse to look at these guys shirtless.

Name: Jason Biggs
Born: May 12, 1978 in Pompton Plains, New Jersey
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5” 9½’
Sign: Taurus
Rank: #85

Oh Jason Biggs, Jason Biggs! This American actor just sweeps me off my feet. What can I say about his extreme hotness? What makes this man so wonderfully good looking? Well its everything…

We’ll start with his great sense of humor. You know how you can look at someone and just know they have a awesome personality. Well Jason Biggs is one of those people. It is something in his smile. He has a big white smile! He just like a genuine happy person and it makes you feel good to be around  genuine happy people.

I loved him in “Over Her Dead Body”. He is a very good actor and once again he was really funny in it. He was pretending to be gay to get close to this girl and it blew up in his face. But he made me laugh with his sarcastic attitude through out it.

Okay now we are on to his looks! One thing I like about him is his dark hair and eyes. Like I said in a previous guy, I like dark hair and dark features. That sounds a little weird but I am attracted more to guys with dark hair and eyes then ones that have light ones. I think it has to do with that whole tall dark and handsome thing… because that is exactly what Jason Biggs is.

Another reason why Jason Biggs is hot is because he is tall. Any guy that is tall already has a tally mark next to his name. But this is just another great trait in Jason Biggs. I guess it is another one of those tall dark and handsome things.

Of course it helps that Jason Biggs has a hot body too! I do not know if he plays any sports but he looks like he has a sports body. He was probably pretty athletic when he was in high school. I like guys that athletic because they are fit and fun. Plus they have other stuff to do besides work and sleep.

Well now we are talking! Jason Biggs coming in number 85 is our 16th guy down. We just keep getting closer and closer. Before you know it we will be at our number one? Still don’t know who it is? Well stick around and find out.

When it comes to movie genres, comedy is by far my favorite, but thriller is another genre that I like to watch from now and then. I like when you get really scared and you start to lift your feet off the ground because something under your bed is going to grab you.

I have a little different opinion on thriller or scary movies. Such as, I do not think “Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory” is scary at all. I personally don’t understand the terror in a big room made of chocolate. The only thing I would be scared about is if I were dreaming.

1. Well first on the list is “Silence of the Lambs.” I don’t know about you but the idea a man kidnapping me and cutting off my skin to make a WOMAN body suit for himself… just gives me the heebie jeebies! I am sure many people (including myself) will never look at Ted Levine (creepy dude) the same.

2. “The Ring” was the first real scary child movie that I saw. So of course it was really freaky at the time. I was afraid to watch TV incase the little girl started to crawl through it! If you watch that video then you were dead meet. I thought that the twist on how to save yourself was pretty lame because I do not think that would have stopped the evil murdering child.

3. Another creepy child movie is the “The Grudge”. when I hear “ehhh” it sends chills up my spine. I mean I don’t understand why they decided to make innocent children the evil factor in thriller movies but it worked. Now I can’t trust any child I see.

4. “Cry Wolf” was an interesting movie. It only comes in number four because when I was watching this movie I was intrigued by who the murderer was but to find out that it was all a hoax left me sort of bummed. Not too scary after you find out nobody died in the first place.

5. “Stay Alive” is a creepy movie, even the title is scary. Yeah, it is about staying alive in a game but this freaky physco dead lady is coming out of the game to kill anybody who dies in the twisted video game. It almost made me scared to play Frogger because I might get run over by a monster truck!

6. Next is “The Exorcism of Emily Rose”. When I saw this movie, I was introduced to evil spirits in someone. I had no idea what exorcism meant so I just thought this girl was crazy. Then it was explained to me and it scared me that something like that could happen to someone I know.

7. “When A Stranger Calls” is one of the more scary movies on the list because I think this is one of those things that you do actually think about when you are home alone at night. I mean I get freaked out if nobody else is home and them suddenly I hear something upstairs. This movie kind of showed that it could happen. Someone may be in your house watching your every move without you even knowing.

8. The next movie is “Untraceable” starring Diane Lane. The movie made me shift in my seat. It was a gruesome one. This guy used the internet to murder selected people. I won’t give away the little twist but this guy wanted revenge and he certainly got.

9. “Vacancy” is number nine on our scariest movies list. This movie had a great idea just like “When A Stranger Calls” because this is another fear of mine. When you stay in a motel room that faces the street always scares me because you can never know who can come to your door. Or can you prevent them from scaring the crap out of you in the middle of the night.

10. The tenth and the winner of the scariest movies is “I Know Who Killed Me.” It was a super lame movie but god was it horrifying. I am traumatized by how graphic it was. The physco kidnapped this girl (Lindsey Lohan) and tortured the crap out of her. And the director actually showed him putting dry ice on Lindsey Lohan’s hand until it turned black them took glass and cut off her finger. I will never be that same!

Kudos to whomever came up with these movies, they must have a pretty twisted mind. But they all entertained me and I like the feeling that I get when I watch these movies. They are all scary in there own way. 

Name: Pete Wentz
Born: June 5, 1979 in Wilmette, Illinois
Eye Color: dark brown
Hair Color: black
Height: 5’7”
Sign: Gemini
Rank: #86

For our number 86 is Pete Wentz or if you want to call him by his full name, Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz the third. He is a vocalist and the bass guitar player for a cool alternative band called Fall Out Boy. This guy is kind of weird, I mean, either every girl is obsessed with how hot he is or he is really ugly to them. I think he is hot but only 86 material. I think it is a mix of a couple of different things.

I like guys a little on the skinny side but still have muscle. Pete Wentz is a perfect mix in between both of those. He isn’t so skinny that you can see right through him but he isn’t so big that you can’t see anything around him. He has enough muscle to be the man and do the heavy lifting but not that he can lift up a couch with one arm.

I think it is so weird that I love the alternative Goth look on guys. I am not even near Goth but for some reason they are all super hot! Pete Wentz is so hot in his unique alternative clothes and hair. I love the way he some times spikes it in all different directions.

Plus his tattoos! Tattoos are always hot on a guy, if their tattoos are not everywhere and they aren’t just random tattoos that they felt like getting. I love Pete Wentz’s tattoo on his abs, I have never seen anything like it. So kudos to Pete for actually taking the time to think of something more original that barbed wire on his arm.

A lot of people think he is ugly because he is short? This man is 5’7”. Compared to me, that is not short. I like tall guys but not super tall guys. I do not want to stand on a chair just to be able to give them a kiss. So I do not think Pete Wentz is short. Not at all. It is a good height range to be in.

Pete Wentz also made the 100 hot guy list just because I like him. He has a funny cool sense of humor. And he isn’t afraid to be himself. I looked up pictures of him and most and making a funny face and being weird. Guys need to be weird once in awhile.

I do not care if this just got married and is pregnant with one of my favorite artists, Ashlee Simpson. I will take that chick on. I can beat her is a thumb war. My thumbs are small but they are spry and they will take on her lean pregnant thumbs any time, any place. Ha-ha. I am just messin’ Ashlee Simpson (if you’re reading this, I will take you on in a thumb war but not over your man) I am happy for you both of you.

 Wow we are down fifteen but we still have eighty five more hot guys to go. Do you know who is coming next or have some ideas on who should be number one? Well.. Too bad, nobody could ever change my mind on the top twenty. They are flawless. Doesn’t that make you curious on who they are? Ha-ha. Just wait and see.